(With apologies to Dr. Seuss and Sam-I-Am)
Would you, could you
Get a job?!
Don’t sit around
And be a slob!
I can no longer practice law
I messed that up -- Haw, Haw, Haw.
I cannot work in oil & gas
Each time I try I get the pass.
I cannot stand to sell Slurpees
Because of pain beneath my knees.
I cannot drive a great big truck
DPS says my brain is muck.
But chances are when I apply
For SSD they will deny.
A great round peg, all holes are square
I do not fit in anywhere.
I simply cannot hold a job!
And that is why I am a slob!
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